Just ordinary day at university

• -waiting for Latin exam part orally-
• Groupmate1: Remember how lecturer suggested throwing book at wall? How about we throw it through the window?
• Me: We are in 9th floor...
• Groupmate2: But imagine how fast it would go down!
• Me: Yeah, imagine person walking casually and then being hit by a book. Instant kill.
• Groupmate2: We should tie a rock to that book just to make sure it would really hit.
• Me: Or we could throw a brick.
• Groupmate1: *ruffles through her bag* Oh, I have matches! We could set the door on fire!
• Groupmate1: Or we could lock lecturer inside until he writes us the marks we want.
• Me: ....
• Me: We are evil....